PaU vS MaGGi!

One day, siew pau and maggi mee had a big fight.
Maggi mee beat siew pau up until it had bruises on
its pau body. Siew Pau lost the fight and went
back to tell all the pau family;- kaya pau, tau sa
pau, curry pau, and etc. So together.. all the
paus went to find maggi mee for revenge. On the
way... they met Spaghetti.. so all of the pau ran
to Spaghetti and BEAT the hell up on Spaghetti
that Spaghetti cant say a word, Spaghetti then
scream..."what did I do? I don't even know you
all"..Then the siew pau say.."HEH! MAGGI MEE!
Don't think I cant recognize you after you do
REBONDING!"

PoRCh PaiNTiNG...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

ELk HuNTiNg...

Dave and Bo went elk hunting every year. The forest was so thick that they had to hire a helicopter to take them in and out. At the hunt's end, Dave and Bo called up the helicopter to come and get them and the six elks they had shot.
On arrival, the helicopter pilot looked over the catch. "I can only carry half of your catch," he said. "Six elk would be too heavy for the helicopter."

"Last year the helicopter carried six elk," replied Dave. "And it was the same type of helicopter as yours and the weather conditions were exactly the same."

The pilot succumbed to persuasion and took aboard the hunters and their six elk. The helicopter could not gain height and skimmed along the tops of the trees for a mile or so, and then crashed. Fortunately no-one was hurt.
"Do you know where we are?" asked Bo.

"Yes," replied Dave, "about a hundred yards from where we crashed last year."

MaLaYsiAnS...

One day, there is an American, one Italian, a
Malaysian and a Bangladeshi
> travel around on a private helicopter.

> After about one hour travelling, the American
take out his cigarette (
> Dunhill ) lighted it up and start smoking after two
sip, he throw the balance of the cigarette. The others three
persons surprise and ask "
> Why didn't you finish-up the cigarette before
throwing ? " He reply
arrogantly "there is a lot of cigarette in my country".
>
> Half an hour later the Italian take a bottle of
branded perfume and apply on him and the rest he throw out of the window.The other three persons > was surprised and ask " Why did you throw
away the perfume ? ". The > Italian reply also "there is a lot of perfume in my
country".

> The Malaysian don't know what to do suddenly
push that Bangladeshi out of the helicopter. The other two person was
shouted crazyly " Why did you push him !!!!!!!?????? " . The Malaysian say
slowly "There is a lot of Bangladeshi in my country ".>

> Everybody kept quiet and stay away from the
Malaysian.