InDiAn MoM...

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for
dinner.....who lives with a girl roommate Sunita.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate
was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only
made her more curious. Over the course of the
evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between
Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar
volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking,
but I assure you, Sunita and I are just
roommates."

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar
saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
silver chutney jar.

You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar
said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be
sure."

So he sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar
from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not'
take the chutney jar.

But the fact remains that it has been missing
ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Kumar
__________________________________________
Several days later, Kumar received an email from
his Mother which read

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and
I'm not saying that you do not' sleep with Sunita.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney
jar by now under the pillow...

Love,
Mom.

Lesson of the day:

Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is
Indian !