That Old Question ....

CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?

DAD: Okay, we had to have this conversation
some day!.. Listen...Dad and mom met in a chat
room on the net. I set up a meeting with your mom
and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Caf?
Then, mom did some downloads from
dads memory stick and when dad was ready to
upload, we discovered that
there was no firewall.. Seeing that it was a bit too
late to cancel, I just carried on doing the
upload.Nine months later, the damn virus
appeared!.

CHILD: Huh?