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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over
Friday night
and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such
a big
event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after
dinner,
she would
like to go out and make love for the first
time.
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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never
had sex
before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some
condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an
hour. He
tells the boy
everything there is to know about
condoms and
sex.
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At the register, the pharmacist asks the
boy how
many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
family pack.
The boy
insists on the family pack because he
thinks he
will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

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That night, the boy shows up at the girl's
parents
house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited
for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"

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The boy goes inside and is taken to the
dinner
table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to
say grace
and bows his head.

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A minute passes, and the boy is still deep
in
prayer, with his
head down.

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10 minutes pass, and still no movement
from the
boy.

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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head
down, the
girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no
idea you
were this religious."

* * * * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had
no idea
your father was
a pharmacist."
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