FuNNY POeMs

> >I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
> >
> > I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then
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> > I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart
Attack .
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> > God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
> >
> > He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
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> > He saw me in dark, he created light .
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> > He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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> > Twinkle Twinkle little star
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> > You should know what you are
> >
> > And once you know what you are
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> > Mental hospital is not so far.
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> > The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass
and flowers too.
> >
> > If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it
rain on you?
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> > Roses are red, Violets are blue
> >
> > monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
> >
> > Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
> >
> > not in cage but laughing at you.
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> >
> > When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask
him to
> > free u from darkness and if after you pray and
> > you are still in darkness, please pay your
ELECTRICITY BILL !