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Joe is being plagued by terrible headaches. One day, after years of suffering, he decides to see a migraine specialist. The doctor tells Joe to strip, inspects him all over, and announces that hes
found the cause of his problem. Your testicles are pressing against the base of your spine, says the medic. The pressure builds up, and you get an excruciating headache. Joe is appalled. Tell me, doctor, is there anything I can do about it? he asks. Im afraid I have bad news. The only answer is to get rid of the testicles, says the doctor. Joe considers the pros and cons of a life without balls and sex but then he thinks about the agony of his daily headaches, and without too much difficulty decides to go for the snip. He comes round from the operation and leaves the hospital. Walking along the street, he smiles as he realizes that the pain has completely disappeared. To celebrate, he decides to treat himself to some new clothes, so he makes his way to a top tailor to get fitted. Inside the tailors, he asks to see a pair of trousers. The tailor looks at Joe and says, Youll need a 36-inch waist, 33-inch inside leg. Joe is amazed at the accuracy of the tailors eye, and asks for a shirt. Thatll be a 42-inch chest, 16-inch neck, the tailor says, and Joe is once again stunned by his accuracy. Finally, all that is left is a pair of underpants. 36? guesses the tailor incorrectly. No, sorry, Im a 34, Joe says. Ive worn a 34 since I was 18.
This is not possible, frowns the tailor. If a man of your size wore a size 34, the pants would press his testicles into the base of his spine, causing the most horrific headaches.
found the cause of his problem. Your testicles are pressing against the base of your spine, says the medic. The pressure builds up, and you get an excruciating headache. Joe is appalled. Tell me, doctor, is there anything I can do about it? he asks. Im afraid I have bad news. The only answer is to get rid of the testicles, says the doctor. Joe considers the pros and cons of a life without balls and sex but then he thinks about the agony of his daily headaches, and without too much difficulty decides to go for the snip. He comes round from the operation and leaves the hospital. Walking along the street, he smiles as he realizes that the pain has completely disappeared. To celebrate, he decides to treat himself to some new clothes, so he makes his way to a top tailor to get fitted. Inside the tailors, he asks to see a pair of trousers. The tailor looks at Joe and says, Youll need a 36-inch waist, 33-inch inside leg. Joe is amazed at the accuracy of the tailors eye, and asks for a shirt. Thatll be a 42-inch chest, 16-inch neck, the tailor says, and Joe is once again stunned by his accuracy. Finally, all that is left is a pair of underpants. 36? guesses the tailor incorrectly. No, sorry, Im a 34, Joe says. Ive worn a 34 since I was 18.
This is not possible, frowns the tailor. If a man of your size wore a size 34, the pants would press his testicles into the base of his spine, causing the most horrific headaches.
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