U Betta Stop Eating Chicken Sandwiches~!!!

A little boy and a little girl attended the same
school and became friends.

Every day they would sit together to eat their
lunch. They discovered that they both brought
chicken sandwiches every day!

This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades,
until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't
a chicken sandwich.

He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating
chicken, don't you like it anymore?"

She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

"Why?" he asked.

She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting
to grow little feathers down there!"

"Let me see" he said.

"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.

He looked and said, "That's right. You are!

Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating
his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought
peanut butter. He said to the little girl,

"I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches. I'm
starting to get feathers down there too!"

She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his
pants for her.

She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've
already got the neck and the gizzards"!!