Phua Chu Kang
Phua Chu Kang was asked to create a story using 1 to 10.
This is what he came up with...
"1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. After I saw couple, couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me but I ran away until I so 6 and wanna throw up. I chabot into 7-eleven to hide and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I get 9 and try to stab him. And 10 hor ... 10 hor ... he die lor.
So, I put the 9 back and pay the girl for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say
I am 6, boss...
He said 5... Tomorrow also don need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a tall 3 and jump. I don understand, I nice 2 him but I still don know what he 1..."
This is what he came up with...
"1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. After I saw couple, couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me but I ran away until I so 6 and wanna throw up. I chabot into 7-eleven to hide and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I get 9 and try to stab him. And 10 hor ... 10 hor ... he die lor.
So, I put the 9 back and pay the girl for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say
I am 6, boss...
He said 5... Tomorrow also don need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a tall 3 and jump. I don understand, I nice 2 him but I still don know what he 1..."
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