Ninja Spotted...
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We have credible sources telling us that a 'ninja' has been spotted roaming around Bedok Reservoir. Witnesses say that it was a man dressed in a strange garb, similar to that of an army personnel, but in black and grey. He was also seen weilding a giant sword. We can confirm that the man was a ninja as he had on a forehead protector, carried kunais, shurikens and witnesses who he conversed with, said he introduced himself as Itachi Zabuza, a ninja from the village of the Hidden Water.
Exclusive: A witness tells us his experience.
"I was jogging round the reservoir and all of a sudden this man dressed funnily appeared by my side. He looked like he was partly covered with masking tape. I wanted to tell him that he looked weird, but he was holding this very big sword and he had strange red eyes. I stopped and he stopped. He said, I am Itachi Zabuza, a ninja from the village of the Hidden Water. He asked if I had seen a kid named Naruto who is a ninja as well."
"I freaked out and started to sms my fren who was jogging in front of me rapidly. I knew that he would not see what I was smsing cos I was a champion smser who can sms 'The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human' in less than 2 minutes."
"However, he started laughing, whipped out a handphone and began to text. His keystrokes were mimicking mine! I could see as he was holding his handphone beside mine. I screamed and ran away to the nearest police post while hearing him say something about sharigan?. It took me quite a while as I just moved here and was not sure where the police post was."
Well those who live around the area of the reservoir would have to be careful while the police ponders whether to investigate this matter. The public is advised to be on the lookout for suspicious people and bags, and for parents to have a constant watch on their children as this 'Ninja' might be a terrorist, trying to recruit adolescents for stealth activities.
We have credible sources telling us that a 'ninja' has been spotted roaming around Bedok Reservoir. Witnesses say that it was a man dressed in a strange garb, similar to that of an army personnel, but in black and grey. He was also seen weilding a giant sword. We can confirm that the man was a ninja as he had on a forehead protector, carried kunais, shurikens and witnesses who he conversed with, said he introduced himself as Itachi Zabuza, a ninja from the village of the Hidden Water.
Exclusive: A witness tells us his experience.
"I was jogging round the reservoir and all of a sudden this man dressed funnily appeared by my side. He looked like he was partly covered with masking tape. I wanted to tell him that he looked weird, but he was holding this very big sword and he had strange red eyes. I stopped and he stopped. He said, I am Itachi Zabuza, a ninja from the village of the Hidden Water. He asked if I had seen a kid named Naruto who is a ninja as well."
"I freaked out and started to sms my fren who was jogging in front of me rapidly. I knew that he would not see what I was smsing cos I was a champion smser who can sms 'The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human' in less than 2 minutes."
"However, he started laughing, whipped out a handphone and began to text. His keystrokes were mimicking mine! I could see as he was holding his handphone beside mine. I screamed and ran away to the nearest police post while hearing him say something about sharigan?. It took me quite a while as I just moved here and was not sure where the police post was."
Well those who live around the area of the reservoir would have to be careful while the police ponders whether to investigate this matter. The public is advised to be on the lookout for suspicious people and bags, and for parents to have a constant watch on their children as this 'Ninja' might be a terrorist, trying to recruit adolescents for stealth activities.
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